The Empire of Empire of Australia1 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Horatio Nelson with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.372 billion Empire of Australia1ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sydney. The average income tax rate is 34.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Empire of Australia1ian economy, worth 206 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,116 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students do more community service than homework, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, and Horatio Nelson's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Australia1's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mormonism.

Empire of Australia1 is ranked 76,868^th in the world and 8^th in Empire of Australia for Safest, scoring 91.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.